Pet Talk

Boxer
Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Labrador
Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeease? Please, please, please?
Golden Retriever
The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?
Jack Russell
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.
Springer Spaniel
Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Collie
First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Rottweiler
Try and make me.
German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Dachshund
You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!
Poodle
Let me just blow in the collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.

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08/07/2010 

Excellent and so true...